Tag: funny
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I’ve Become a Bird Lady

I’ve become a Bird Lady,I didn’t see it coming,A hobby for the older set?My love for it is stunning.I caught it from my sister,When visiting her home,Outside her picture window,Was an avian foster home!On the trip back to my house,An Amazon order I placed,Bird feeders, dishes, on tall poles,This new craze I embraced!The birds all…
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I Wore My Daughter’s Pants Today, the Sequel

So last week I wrote a poem,(It rhymed and everything!),About wearing my daughter’s pants to work,And feeling sappy and sentimental,Melancholy with missing her,Explaining how it made me feel close to her.I wore my daughter’s pants again this past Saturday,But this time there was no bittersweet,Nor cosmic connection,But rather a desperate plea,From a desperate mom,Walking through…
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I Wore My Daughter’s Pants Today

I wore my daughter’s pants today,I didn’t think they’d fit,They didn’t squeeze my waist at all,And only glanced my hip.Remember how they looked on her,So cute and hip and WOW!I love the soft, soft corduroy,I dress for comfort now.My youngest girl with vibrant hair,She’s grown and on her own,But when I wore her pants today,It…
